General Zod in 2008
General Zod has finally announced his candidacy for president in 2008."When I first came to your planet and demanded your homes, property and very lives, I didn't know you were already doing so, willingly, with your own government. I can win no tribute from a bankrupted nation populated by feeble flag-waving plebians. In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule. This new government shall become a tool of my oppression. Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty. I only ask for your tribute, your lives, and your vote."
The General's presidential platform, a Q&A, and some press releases and news reports can be found at the Zod in 2008 website.
posted by Wally Conger @ 8:44 AM
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Zod is a very tempting candidate with his statement: "I shall restore your dignity...."
Especially since Cthulhu seems to be becoming a "perennial" candidate and therefore not taken seriously by the media.
However, Cthulhu may still have the best slogan: "Cthulhu for President. Why vote for a lesser evil?"
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